Asphalt Stained Pants

Sale Price:$25.50 Original Price:$30.00
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Given how frequently these have been washed and worn, it’s safe to say these stains won’t be coming out any time soon. Spit, Wipe, Sneeze, Drip greasy burgers from the drive thru on these puppies and you will only enhance the experience.

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Given how frequently these have been washed and worn, it’s safe to say these stains won’t be coming out any time soon. Spit, Wipe, Sneeze, Drip greasy burgers from the drive thru on these puppies and you will only enhance the experience.

Given how frequently these have been washed and worn, it’s safe to say these stains won’t be coming out any time soon. Spit, Wipe, Sneeze, Drip greasy burgers from the drive thru on these puppies and you will only enhance the experience.

Crispy, Stained, & a Little Too Tight.


You keep stating you will lose the weight, but will you really?


Don’t worry about buying any napkins because you have one built in right above your left thigh.

 
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Customer Review

 

“I used to spend decades breaking in my pants, but the Seasoned Contractor Collection has saved me years of hard work. When I opened up my order I was hit in the face with the smell of the worksite and my wife told me to send them back. Just what I was looking for!”

Larry C., Paving Operator